This is not really game related unless you think of football as a game. This is just something that occurred on the TV when I was less-than-sober and it really freaked me out. These kind of things always happen when I’m less-than-sober, you know? Like that one time where a news reporter completely screws up, or a zebra and a goat escape the zoo and mate on your front lawn, it’s always when you’re baked and are already stretched to the point of incredulity. You’d think the reptilians that run our media wouldn’t get so excited over a little blood when they have entire orphanages to chew on.
(And for the love of god Madden! Do commentators even need to make sense anymore or is flapping the lips enough to get by?)
